Jumat, Maret 29

The Crazy Beggar

One day there was a beggar.
He always said that he was deaf, so a man came to him and said "Oh, i have not money".
So the beggar said replied "Just a little".

Then the man replied again "You say you are deaf".
Oh, i am mute. So how can you talk with me? 

Opps, i am blind than the make take some money in front of him and say " I have not some money, sorry. what?? you can saw the money?? Oh no i am crazy.

Jumat, Maret 22

Sun bathing rules in Paris

artifiacial beach

It is very common to see people sun bathing during summer in Europe.In France, many are gathering to parks and the banks of the River Seine to enjoy  the summer sun.The problem is they taking too much clothes they should be in public areas in Paris.The French police have now told Parisians to keep their clothes on or they'll be fined - or even jailed.
sunbathing in park
In a statement posted on its website, the Paris police outlined rules for basking in the sun and at the popular annual Paris Plages event, in which an artificial beach - complete with deckchairs and palm trees - is created on the banks of the Seine.
The statement noted that it is not forbidden "when the thermometer rises a few degrees to put on your best bathing suit and find a little corner of grass or head to the welcoming banks of the Seine to put down your towel."
But it said that bathing suits should not be worn in official city parks and that dress should be "decent and in accordance with good morals and public order," reported AFP.
Those caught wearing inappropriate attire could be fined at least 38 euros (S$58). They could also face fines of up to 3,750 euros and get two years in jail if suspected of soliciting sex, police said.
Unlike many beaches in France, topless sunbathing or nudity is completely forbidden on the banks of the River Seine."Any outfit that allows for the genital area or breasts to be seen constitutes sexual exhibition and is punishable by a year in prison," police said.

Jumat, Maret 15

Metro In French

The metro is the ideal way to get around Paris fast and easily. There are 16 lines (including 2 "bis") to deliver you to other the city. Each line has a different color and number. So even if there many of lines appears  when you first look at a metro map, it quickly becomes easy when you understand how it works. At any given Metro station each Metro line will have 2 platforms, one for each direction.  Each direction is marked by its terminus station, the last station on the line.  

Upon descending into a Metro station line platform, find a Metro map located on the platform wall.  Find the current station you're at and then find the station you're traveling to.  Once you find the destination station on the map, follow the Metro line to its end, the terminus, which will be the direction name you're after for this Metro line.  By keeping the terminus stations in mind when switching Metro lines, you'll know which lines  and in which directions you must travel to get to your destination 

Map for Metro
 if you buy 10 tickets at a time (local's call it a “carnet”). Then you have a large choice of different passes (1 or several days, 1 week, or even 1 month: La carte orange) which are really convenient and cheaper than purchasing individual tickets. Note that, if you don’t have a pass, each ticket is valid only for one trip (including changes within the Metro system). 

Jumat, Maret 8

Goldilocks And The Three Bears

Orientation

who/what?
Goldilocks And The Three Bears.



Where?
In a large forest, close to a village.



when?
once upon a time.

Complication

what happen one day?
One day, Mother Bear made a nice pudding. It was a new recipe, with blueberries and other crushed berries. Suddenly, the little girl tapped on the door.


  

Resolution

what happen then?
In next to no time, Goldilocks lay fast asleep in Baby Bear's bed. In the meantime, the Bears were on their way home.



Complication

And then?
Goldilocks sat herself down onto the little chair which, quite unused to such a sudden weight, promptly broke a leg. Goldilocks crashed to the floor, but not in the least dismayed by the damage she had done, she went upstairs.



Resolution

what happened next?
 She told herself as she ran, forgetful of all the trouble she had so unkindly caused. But Baby Bear called from the door, waving his arm.












Re-Orientation

what is the end of the story?
Haughty rude Goldilocks became a pleasant little girl. She made friends with Baby Bear and often went to his house.












How is the ending?

Happy or sad?
Happy ending.